I don't want to completely spoil the fun by leaking the full candidate list so instead, here are a few clues as to who's running for President:
1. Despite the rumours, his campaign is not sponsored by Diana Vickers.
2. Not so much head cheerleader as head boy... will his slogan be Bring It On?
3. This Muay Thai fighter was heard saying 'I'm going to approach this election like I approach my fights.' Will he be Ben-ding the rules?
4. With the same surname as one of last years candidates, he'll be hoping he has better luck than she did.
5. "The purpose of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." Rumours that his campaign slogan match his facebook quotes are as yet unconfirmed. And no, it's not a girl's name.
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